The Three Mustgetards

   With:
   Brian Smith as Brain Burn    Brad as Bwad    And    Horizon as Ho-tard

Seen 1, Brad comes up to Brian who is trying to get his finger unstuck from a coke bottle:

Brad- "Hey Brian, Tard and Retard were sitting on a fence, Tard fell off, who was left?"

Brian- "What?"

Brad- "Retard!"

Brian walks off in a stupor trying to understand. Half an hour later, he laughs, and runs over to where Horizon is banging a dead cat with a stick.

Hz- "Nice Bottle pin head!"

Brian- "Hey, Tard and Retard were sitting on a fence, Tard fell off, who was left?"

Hz- "RETARD!!!"

Brian walks off in a stupor trying to figure out why things never work the same for him.