Girlagator

So there he was sitting by the side of a river in the shade of a tall tree, The little girl was beckoning to him to come join her from over the river. He knows the river is full of alligators, but the little girl seems so enticing.... "Hmmm...." Thought the little boy. Just then 2 Angeles appeared over his head, a good one, and a bad one. Good Angle: "Fuck her, go fuck her brains out!" Bad Angle: "You will be eaten by the alligators, better to just stay here." The little boy thought and thought, "Oh, What will I do!" "Come, come and play!" she called...

He jumped into the water and was eaten by the alligator. You see, the little girl actually runs an Alligator and Angel service, And you can always find another boy...